Purple Robots
hello. i am a purple purple. but some people think that i'm a constipated looking girl.
and i still feel that something is missing from my life
a review of 2010:
a) getting called to the bar
b) finding out that i can’t wear contact lenses any more (after 4+ years of wearing them)
c) wearing a sari for the first time in my life
d) removing a cyst from my back
e) getting hospitalized for stupid reasons
f) getting multiple finger infections
g) upgrading to a bigger bedroom
h) buying a record low number of clothes
i) cutting my hair only once during the year
j) not fulfilling any of my 2010 resolutions
k) finding out that i’m addicted to fruit
l) finally catching LOG live
m) patronizing subway > 50 times
n) changing my cellphone at least 5 times
o) randomly bumping into 4 long-lost, childhood friends
ok i’m tired. whatever.
suffice to say for now that i aspire to
1) buy a condominium in the middle of town and
2) get braces & correct my stupid jaw.
wow. my life is sad. laters.
if only john would come down to singapore :(
Was handed this letter at a meet and greet on my last show of the tour:
“Dear John,
My name is James Thomas. I’m 17 years old and I’m so happy that I was finally able to meet you tonight. You changed my life by inspiring me to pick up a Martin and a Strat when I saw you live for the first time…
it was so scary
it was almost as if we were in a really cheap and bad horror movie
so cheap and bad
that it ended up looking like a comedy
we ended up laughing all the way home
my room mate in the office has been on the phone for the past 30 minutes.
with her traditional indian mother.
trying to explain how gmail works.
“matherrr….dount gooogle gmail.com. juuust dype gmail.com in the bbaaar!”
wow.
i always get a little teary and emotional watching the national day parade
especially when they start featuring the ‘robo-warriors’
